About this site
ZBMowrey.com is a personal project. My only goal here is to share things I found entertaining, informative, or useful in some way. I make absolutely no guarantees or warranty of fitness for purpose of any kind whatsoever, and expressly disclaim any obligation to address complaints except by digitally shredding them.
Further Disclaimers for the Spiritually Curious
Should you, at any point, feel compelled to take anything on this site as gospel truth, hard science, or viable investment advice, I urge you—no, implore you—to reconsider your life choices. This site is a digital scrapbook of brain lint, late-night coding detours, and questionable priorities. It's the internet equivalent of shouting into a void and hoping the void yells back something insightful, or at least vaguely entertaining.
On the Nature of Truth (Here, Anyway)
All statements found herein are true in the same way that Schrödinger’s cat is alive: arguably, conditionally, and mostly because it’s funnier that way. You are encouraged—nay, challenged—to do your own research, verify your own facts, and double-check your own assumptions before copying anything you see here into a production environment, a term paper, or your wedding vows.
Ethical Use Guidelines
You may not use this site:
- To summon demons (low success rate, high danger, annoying side-effects),
- As part of any space-faring autonomous system, excepting the condition that the site is archived as part of Humanity's Greatest Hits and allowed to join on an interstellar or intergalactic mission,
- To train your AI model to be even weirder, unless you're willing to acknowledge me as a co-parent,
- Or to settle bar bets involving regex.
Uptime Guarantee
This site may (but is not promised to) remain online so long as:
- My hosting bill is paid,
- DNS continues to work,
- I remember which password vault I stored my credentials in,
- ...and the server it's hosted on doesn't get fried by an EMP or simply decide to reboot itself to death.
Should one or more of these pillars crumble, the site may disappear into the Great Null, taking your unsaved browser tabs with it. I accept no responsibility for your tears.
Copyright and Originality, or Lack Thereof
Most of what you’ll find here is original in the same way that a grilled cheese sandwich is original—sure, I made it, but I didn’t invent bread, cheese, or the questionable idea of combining them with a soldering iron. If you want to reuse, remix, or adapt anything I’ve made, go right ahead, but don’t blame me if your creation catches fire, gains sentience, or gets you put on a watchlist.
If You Need Support
There is no help desk. There is no customer service hotline. There is only you, your search engine of choice, and the dim hope that someone else on Stack Overflow asked your question in 2011 and received a semi-coherent answer with at least two upvotes. May your debugging sessions be short and your logs verbose.
The Final Word (For Now)
In conclusion, ZBMowrey.com exists for your benefit, my amusement, and our shared journey toward understanding why something just 404’d. This site is a love letter to curiosity, caffeine, and the fact that sometimes the best way to learn is by falling flat on your face in front of the entire internet. Thanks for stopping by. Try not to trip over the source maps on your way out.